fifahemmo:

Target employee calum sees you looking through the cd section so he suggests like 30 albums. “Yeah oh the 1975 is awesome, but then panic, oh and one direction, oh have you heard of…” You’d cut him off and chuckle and give him your number then say “We should talk about albums over coffee. Call me.” Then wink and walk away and calum would smile and skip to help another customer

officialcootiepolice:

hemmolysis:

luke the employee at target who discreetly gives you a discount every time you check out at his register and you don’t notice til you look at all the receipts and then find his number on one of them oh 

"Look, Luke," you start, folding your arms over your chest and fighting the blush on your cheeks.

You’ve been gathering the confidence to confront him about this for days, and now that you’re finally in front of him, your heart is pounding so hard you’re afraid you might have a heart attack, and you can’t look him in the eyes, and how did you think you could do this? “You’re, um…I really appreciate the discounts that you’ve been giving me, but…”

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Anonymous: what type of girl do you think the boys would be best with? like personality, or looks too if you want xxxx

bangahemmo:

irwasaur:

bangahemmo:

Luke would go for someone that is pretty like you.

Calum would go for someone that is beautiful like you.

Michael would go for someone as gorgeous as you.

Ashton would go for a wonderful person like you.

The boys would be so lucky to have someone like you in their life no matter what you look like, how tall you are, if youre short. If you have freckles or acne. You are beautiful and the boys would absolutely adore you.

you just made my day, I love you so much omg

I love you too you lovely person xxx

hemmoan:

ALL I WANNA SEE IS CALUM SENSUALLY STRIP OUTTA HIS TARGET POLO AND KHAKIS 

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BUT CALUM LOOKS LIKE HE’S THIRD WHEELING THEM IM LAUGHING SO HARD

hemmoan:

Target employee Luke offering to show you where what you’re looking for is because he just wants to talk to you but he has no idea where it actually is so you wander around for like 20 minutes while he rambles on about target’s good prices.